Fine Dining

If you’re having a fairly ambiguous meal at a fast food place why not make a soda surprise.

Just take your soda cup over to the soda fountain press every button and wave your cup under every jet of beverage that comes out. If you’re too young to read or just don’t care, you then go over to that coffee machine and shoot some of the brown liquid in also.

If your luck holds you might be able to slip it to your sister.

It’s called soda surprise after the inventor of the beverage said when drinking some, ”Yuuuggghhha! It’s a surprise I didn’t throw up!”